OfficialDestro

Ah, the sweet smell of a glorious return... After busy weeks of working on... a classified project for Doctor Mindbender, I have completed it at last! Now, I can safely say that I have returned for good. Luckily, I had a little assistance from Tomax and Xamot. Cobra Commander has still been restless in his war room, plotting an attack strategy against the Joes, I heard that it involves the M.A.S.S device I have built for him, yet Still, he is reluctant to reveal his plan to me. Though, I have heard him request Zartan's presence in his war room. Apparently, he trusts that quick-change mercenary much more than someone of my genius..    On a

Weeks have past, and I still haven't had the time to write a simple transmission! While my job has it's many benefits, My schedule is limited. Also, I have had network problems recently. I believe the Joes somehow managed so sabotage my connection, though Cobra Commander doesn't believe me, claiming that I refuse to admit my mistakes... Anyways, Allow me to fill you in on what has happened recently. The important matters, at least. Cobra Commander and I have agreed on a price for my second M.A.S.S device, the Commander is skilled with the art of persuasion, I must say. In exchange for lowering the price of the device, Cobra Commander arrange

After weeks of hard work, I have finally completed a second M.A.S.S device. I have presented the device to Cobra commander in his throne room this afternoon, the Commander was quite pleased by how quickly I have finished building it, but did not take my price increase too well...                                                                                I have also had a little chat with Major Bludd at the firing range, it ended with him showing me his latest short poem. (Asking for feedback, no less)                                                                " When you're feeling low and woozy, Slap a fresh clip in your Uzi.